The short version
noomers is a privacy-first web analytics platform you self-host on Cloudflare. You add a script tag to your site, and events flow through a Cloudflare Worker into a per-site Durable Object, then durably into a Basin pipeline — all inside your own account.
Why self-hosted
Analytics data is visitor data. With noomers it never leaves your infrastructure: the site registry lives in D1, realtime state in Durable Objects, and long-term history in R2/Iceberg queried through Basin SQL. There is no retention cliff and no vendor in the middle.
Privacy guarantees are architecture
There are no cookies. Raw IP addresses and full user-agent strings are never persisted. Visitor identifiers are salted, site-scoped, hostname-scoped, and rotate daily in UTC — so visitors can’t be tracked across days, sites, or devices.
What’s included
The dashboard (single-owner, Better Auth admin) shows stats, timeseries, realtime visitors, goals, and breakdown cards. Collection works through /collect and the Plausible-compatible /api/event, plus the Sites and Stats APIs for automation — see the parity doc for the supported subset.